A quick quickie. 106 in 35 MPH. BYSTANDER HELPS COP ARREST HEAVYSET KAREN. Turn the car off and step out right now. Why? *Opens the door*. Who are you? I'm trying to comply with you. Your compliance is going to be getting out of the car. I'm not going to get out of this car. You are under arrest. For what? For reckless endangerment. I really don't
Cooter & The Cop Episode #1. You know why I pulled you over? Well, if you forgot, how am I supposed to remember? Do you have any ID? Any ID about what? An I.D. Tells me who you are. I can tell you who I am. I'm Cooter McScooter. Have you never been pulled over before? Is that what this is? Yes. No. Okay, so when you go fly, they ask you for an ID.
The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?" I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!
Sir, your eyes appear bloodshot. Have you been smoking weed today, sir? And your eyes are glazed over. Does that mean you've been eating donuts, asshole? @CTHAGOD
Ma'am, are there any weapons in the vehicle? Sure, sonny, a Kimber in the console, a Glock by my seat, a Colt in the glove box, an AK-47, AK-74, and an AR-15 in the back. Good Lord, lady! What are you so afraid of? Not a goddamn thing. Safety 👑 1ST
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